14
Dec
2017
A question about : The Sock
Once upon a time there was a pair of socks, manufactured together, twins, partnered for life, sole mates - until one day when they hit the laundry basket.
Please continue the story one sentence at a time.
Best answers:
- Then the clever batchelor brought them back together again.
- Accompanied by the clapped out piana.
- The bachelors had only just finished singing 'Charmaine' when they heard a knock at the door; it was the inspector from the National Society for the Prevention of Carelessness to Socks and Awful Irish Songs.
- Because the bachelors opened the door the unwashed socks felt the breeze and promptly escaped into the vast unknown.......
- They spied a bus thought that's for us jumped on still singing that song
- and i really thought this was about a w*** sock
- To continue the story the socks flew over London and one of them got sucked into a plane's engine.
- The socks smelt so revolting that a passing vulture pecked it out of the engine and carried it away (the socks were now parted).
- The awful whiff that emulated from the offending article was enough to send the pilot out cold...
- The pilot awoke and had to warn the passengers that he was locked out of the sockpit sorry !!!!pit.
- Luckily someone had thought to blow up the automatic pilot...
- But one of the passengers desperate after a thirteen hour flight mistook it for a blow up doll.
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