07
Dec
2017
A question about : Pun fun.
Marvin Gaye kept a sheep in my vineyard. He’d herd it through the grapevine.
Add your favourite pun.
Best answers:
- Is milking Cows a good job?
I'd say it was Six of One and half a Dozen of the Udder.. - It wasn't much fun having a broken neck, but now I can look back and laugh.
- Marraige is an institution but do you really want to live in an institution?
- I've grown a time machine in my garden ... it's Back To The Fuchsia
- I don't know whether or not i ever told you this but i'm quite a famous inventor.
I invented the door knocker. ......... No really i did. I received a no-bell prize. - My pet mouse Elvis has died.
He was caught in a trap. - A couple from Leo Kearse who recently won the UK Pun Championship.
"Growing up on a farm, my dad was always telling me to use the indoor toilet. But I preferred to go against the grain."
"In Iran, everyone's scared of spiders. But in Iraq no phobia." - "Where's your boat moored?"
"In the harbour, and don't call me Maud" - Have you heard the story about the Auld Empty Barn?
There was nothing in it! - "If you go up there you can see for miles."
"Tell Miles to go and look for himself!" - Military Intelligence
- I was worried about my love of puns but my doctor says it's just a phrase I'm going through.
- I encountered a bird that could predict the future ... it was an omen pigeon.
- I accidentally swallowed some food colouring.
I feel like I've dyed a little inside. - Bob bought a few light switches, he is such a switched on kind of guy.
- I knew an archaeologist whose career ended in ruins.
- Ellie bought some eggs I heard she has had an eggcellent time of late (ok, ok I should give up_
- Next door's cat swallowed a ball of wool and has just had mittens.
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