Cannibals

A question about : Cannibals

>Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are
>all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming
>briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the
>cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other
>employees." The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later
>their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with
>you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know
>what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the
>boss had left, the
>leader
>of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the
>secretary?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals
>continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no
one
>noticed anything, but nooooo, you had to go and eat a secretary!"
>

Best answers: