Funny Money

A question about : Northerners.

Once upon a time, in the Kingdom of Heaven , God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day resting..
He enquired of God, 'Where have you been?'

God pointed downwards through the clouds. Archangel Michael looked
puzzled and said, 'What is it?'
'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.'
'Balance?' inquired Michael, still confused.

A question about : New jokes urgently required!

C'mon, folks, lets have your best, (or worst joke,) we all need something to read and laugh about now the clocks have gone back!

A question about : HOW BIG WILL IT BE AT NEW YEAR 2009? Champagne Contest!

Congratulations to....
kanboo
who made the closest prediction of 2,931,464. The actual figure was 2,927,741.

Please PM me (click on MSE Natasha then send a private message to MSE Natasha) with your full name and address so the champagne can make its way to you.

Make a prediction for this year's contest.

A question about : Richard III Joke

Henry Tudor: I'm going to build a car park in the centre of Leicester.

Richard III: Over my dead body.
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A question about : HOW BIG WILL IT BE AT NEW YEAR 2008? Champagne Contest!

Congratulations to....
CAE
who made the closest prediction of 1,654,321.
Please PM me (click on MSE Natasha then send a private message to MSE Natasha) with your full name and address so the champagne can make its way to you.

Make a prediction for this year's contest.

HOW BIG WILL IT BE AT NEW YEAR 2008? Champagne Contest!

A question about : Hack your VHS recorder to make serious cash.

This is fantastic, there's literally hundreds of pounds worth of easy to hack components inside many Ј20 VCRs, all you need to access it is a screwdriver. So before you thought any old VCR away... check this.

VCR hacking instructional video.

Martin

A question about : HOW BIG WILL IT BE AT NEW YEAR 2010? Champagne Contest!

Congratulations to....
Nigel Grice
who made the closest prediction of 4,135, 281 (only over by 862!).
Please PM me (click on MSE Natasha then send a private message to MSE Natasha) with your full name and address so the champagne can make its way to you.


Thanks to everyone for taking part!

HOW BIG WILL IT BE AT NEW YEAR 2010? Champagne Contest!

A question about : Quote of the day

You might have one of those block/tear off calendars with a quote for the day.

I thought I'd share this one with you, from my recent visit to ground zero in New York. It is displayed on a massive (50ft plus) poster overlooking the site.

The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.