26 Feb 2015

Northerners.

A question about : Northerners.

Once upon a time, in the Kingdom of Heaven , God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day resting..
He enquired of God, 'Where have you been?'

God pointed downwards through the clouds. Archangel Michael looked
puzzled and said, 'What is it?'
'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.'
'Balance?' inquired Michael, still confused.

26 Feb 2015

New jokes urgently required!

A question about : New jokes urgently required!

C'mon, folks, lets have your best, (or worst joke,) we all need something to read and laugh about now the clocks have gone back!

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26 Feb 2015

HOW BIG WILL IT BE AT NEW YEAR 2009? Champagne Contest!

A question about : HOW BIG WILL IT BE AT NEW YEAR 2009? Champagne Contest!

Congratulations to....
kanboo
who made the closest prediction of 2,931,464. The actual figure was 2,927,741.

Please PM me (click on MSE Natasha then send a private message to MSE Natasha) with your full name and address so the champagne can make its way to you.

Make a prediction for this year's contest.

26 Feb 2015

Richard III Joke

A question about : Richard III Joke

Henry Tudor: I'm going to build a car park in the centre of Leicester.

Richard III: Over my dead body.
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