#WorldSmileDay

A question about : #WorldSmileDay

It's #WorldSmileDay. A great excuse for some really poor jokes! Sorry in advance!

Tell us yours and join in

(Keep them clean though please!)

Best answers:

• I don't know why but I always remember this Tim Vine joke..
  So I came back to where my car was parked the other day, and some kind person had left a little note on the windscreen which said "Parking, Fine" which was nice.
• Just tweeted this
  What do you call a small dinosaur hiding from T-rex?....
  Do-you-think-he-saurus!
• A sandwich walks into a bar and the barman says..."sorry, we don't serve food in here!"
• What do you call a cat that's just eaten a whole duck ?
  A duck-filled-fatty-puss
• A duck walks up to the edge of the pavement, stops, looks both ways, listens for traffic ...
  A chicken rushes up to him and says, "Don't do it mate, you'll never hear the last of it !".
• Whats black and white and red all over?
  A dead penguin
• There was a young poet from Slough
  Whose methods of rhyming were rough.
  He said "I see..."
  "...that the letters agree,"
  "and if that's not enough,"
  "then I'm through!"
• Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac who stayed up all night wondering if there is a dog?
• I've got a joke about Pizza, Oh I cant tell you, its too cheesy
• What do you call a horse what goes out after dark ?
  A nightmare !
• Two Snowmen in a field ..
  The first snowman turns to the second and says ... can you smell carrots .??
• I think I'd like a job cleaning mirrors.
  It's a job I can see myself doing!!!
• There was a young man from Australia,
  Who's bum was tattooed like a dahlia,
  The pattern was fine,
  The colour divine,
  But the smell - ah, there was the failure.
• Two parrots sat on a perch.
  One says to the other, "Can you smell fish ?"
  Two goldfish in a tank.
  One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing ?"
  What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall ?
  "Dam"
• Two cows in a field. One say, "Are you worried about this Mad Cow disease thing ?".
  The other one says, "Why should I care, I'm a helicopter".
  Two horses in a field. One says, "Lovely day, isn't it ?".
  The other one screams, "Yikes, a talking horse !!".
• Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil???
  Because it's pointless.
  Tweeted as @Mamzie2
  https://twitter.com/Mamzie2/status/518024758466981888
• I've got two different styles of the same story, pick whichever you like most. ........
  If you locked you dog in a room and locked your wife in a different room and left them there for 3/4hrs. Then when you decided to let them out which do you think would be happy to see you, and which would attack and bite you ?
  OR.....
  If you locked your husband in a room and at the same time locked your dog in a different room and left them there for 3/4hrs before letting them out, when you opened the door which would be pleased to see you and which would be asleep in the corner.