Pun fun.

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Marvin Gaye kept a sheep in my vineyard. He’d herd it through the grapevine.

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Best answers:

• Is milking Cows a good job?
  I'd say it was Six of One and half a Dozen of the Udder..
• It wasn't much fun having a broken neck, but now I can look back and laugh.
• Marraige is an institution but do you really want to live in an institution?
• I've grown a time machine in my garden ... it's Back To The Fuchsia
• I don't know whether or not i ever told you this but i'm quite a famous inventor.
  I invented the door knocker. ......... No really i did. I received a no-bell prize.
• My pet mouse Elvis has died.
  He was caught in a trap.
• A couple from Leo Kearse who recently won the UK Pun Championship.
  "Growing up on a farm, my dad was always telling me to use the indoor toilet. But I preferred to go against the grain."
  "In Iran, everyone's scared of spiders. But in Iraq no phobia."
• "Where's your boat moored?"
  "In the harbour, and don't call me Maud"
• Have you heard the story about the Auld Empty Barn?
  There was nothing in it!
• "If you go up there you can see for miles."
  "Tell Miles to go and look for himself!"
• Military Intelligence
• I was worried about my love of puns but my doctor says it's just a phrase I'm going through.
• I encountered a bird that could predict the future ... it was an omen pigeon.
• I accidentally swallowed some food colouring.
  I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
• Bob bought a few light switches, he is such a switched on kind of guy.
• I knew an archaeologist whose career ended in ruins.
• Ellie bought some eggs I heard she has had an eggcellent time of late (ok, ok I should give up_
• Next door's cat swallowed a ball of wool and has just had mittens.