My undies are to tight.

A question about : My undies are to tight.

The excuses people come up with. This is worse than the dog ate my homework.
This Canadian MP had to leave their Parliament in the middle of a discussion and his excuse was he'd bought underpants which were on sale for half price, and they were to tight.
He came back once he'd taken them off.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-31547073

Best answers:

• Reminds me of Jim Royle when he said paid a quid for his underpants and he had 50 pence worth stuck up his a r s e
• arf arf...........
• Perhaps he had a real wedgie