Since I'm not a man...

A question about : Since I'm not a man...

.. one of you chaps might be interested in the email I've just received:

Hello,
I'll be happy when I find my beloved man and if You are reliable and sincere lonely man, so I am very pleased to meet you.
My name is Uliana, Profiles:0864326. https://swosqdp.ed3i.com
I am an unmarried, intelligent and beautiful woman.
People respect me for my kindness and politeness. My friends tell me that I am very beautiful, kind and romantic.
I dream to be happy and to find a generous and kind man.
If I'm interested|If you are interested|If you want to meet me|If you want to make me happy[/string] write me Bye, Uliana.

EDIT. I altered the link slightly, just in case.

Best answers:

• Did she mention if she did it on a first date?
  This is a money saving site and I don't want to invest in three halves of lager and a bag of chips for no return.
• I think the fact that she describes herself as 'intelligent' would put me off responding..I like my women to be a bit thick. One or Two 'O' levels is fine, but beyond that...I don't think so.
• Turns out the girl I have been grooming chatting to on the internet is an undercover CID Detective.
  Wow, a CID detective. Bloody impressive for a 14 year old.
• Me and the Mrs were talking about our relationship last night.
  She said that I'm a very good man but that had a glass too many,' in bed, looks for the 'extra'.
  But I'm up there with any she has had before.
  Thanks love.
• Does she collect stamps...?
• Q, it looks like you could have written that yourself.