Defensive Architecture

A question about : Defensive Architecture

I can understand this and this, but this is just taking it too far.

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• Very good!
• Why have a panic room when you can have a panic house?
• I think Osbourne, Cameron, and IDS should have a taste of unemployment and homeless see how they like it
• I dunno, we're both history enthusiasts - he might enjoy that (option 3 not the pseudocastle) for a front door.
  You'd not have problems with the Jehovahs' Witness folk for a while!
  Did see a real castle in France for sale but alas, 'way outside our budget...