Funny Money

A question about : Save Money In Winter

SAVE money on expensive gloves this winter by putting your hands in your pockets when outside.

A question about : How much should I save?

I have a (small) emergency fund of 3k and I am drip-feeding it each month

What I am wondering is, what is a good amount of money to be saving each month ???

For example, 5% or 10% of take-home pay ???

Leia

A question about : england v france

Just recieved this email the other day. made me chuckle

A question about : Spare ribs

If spare ribs are spare, how come my local Chinese restaurant charges a fortune for them ?.... ;D ;D ;D

Best answers:

• Ummm because they can!! Yummy!!

A question about : Cannibals

>Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are
>all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming
>briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the
>cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other
>employees." The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later
>their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with
>you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know

A question about : Check it out

I used my credit card to pay for Ј32 of shopping at tesco's recently and the women on the till asked me if i wanted any cashback.
I requested Ј20 which she cheerfully gave me.
So my shopping really only cost Ј12. Who says the supermarkets are ripping us off ?...... ;D

Best answers:

• I went to Asda last night and the girl who served me (right little stunner too) asked if i needed a hand packing my bag... Shame i'm not going on holiday or she'd have come in handy

A question about : New Highway Code Rules

Newsflash from the DVLA

In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ and driving ability to display a warning flag.

The flag (comprising of a red cross on a white background) will be attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle.

For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are required

;D

A question about : Martins Football Poser

MARTIN’S MONEY FOOTBALL POSER:

Could a team have won two matches and not qualified to the quarter finals? Answers here