Funny Signs

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This first sign of mine is a great deterrent to lazy posties:

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• I wish someone would do this at my local petrol station!
• Sorry....... in bad taste, I know:
• FREAK Shots: When Money Goes Down the Toilet
  12/18/2008 | 2:25 pm
  At around 231 million percent, Zimbabwe's hyperinflation (which we've written about before) is currently the highest in the world.
  Blog reader Ben Saltsman sent us this photo of a restroom sign in South Africa, which hints at one use for Zimbabwe's severely devalued currency:
  Photo: Eugine Baron
  But is it cost-effective for Zimbabweans to use money instead of T.P.?
  A roll of toilet paper costs about $1.50 U.S. dollars and has about 352 sheets per roll. That means each sheet is worth about US $.004, or 3,600 Zimbabwe dollars, according to OANDA.com.
  So according to these calculations, using a ZWD 1,000 note in place of a piece of toilet paper is a wise financial decision.
• i do not have a picture to prove this but once when i was in san francisco visiting my sister and her family (there was a big local election thing going on) i saw a sign which read 'VOTE FOR HUGH JARSE !!!' apparently 'a rse' means nothing out there and this genuinely was the guys name who was standing for the local election !!! I nearly wet myself laughing. I did take a picture of it, but this was many many years ago and the picture is up in the loft somewhere !!
• There's a windsurfer called Hugh Jarse here
  https://ukwindsurfing.com/information...les/hugh_jarse
• Can't see anything, TB. x
• Photo must have been blocked by by MSE's filter....
  https://www.thefoulmouthedc*nt.co.uk/
  Replace the asterisk with guess what vowel!!
  Have a pint on me...