26 Feb 2015

A question about : Diary of a MoneySaving Extremist

Mr. MoneySaver had taken a long holiday, somewhere cold, where he could sleep a lot, hibernate and live rent free

Then he was back, in a new streamlined form.

Many of you will remember the 'Diary of a MoneySaving Extremist'. Now it's back yet with new rules.

The Rules

We tell the story of Mr. MoneySaver, an everyday MoneySaving Extremist. *

Posts can only be 20 words long at maximum and you cannot reply to your own post (following the 4 word story board). *All posts must end with ..... to allow someone else to continue

So let me start it off.

"Mr. MoneySaver woke up, yawned, wound up his Trevor Bayliss radio (no batteries) which he'd bought from .....

Best answers:

  • ... Shepherd's Bush market for a fiver. Lying back, taking a bite of his buttery toast, he thought about how...
  • he could spend the rest of his day, and decided to scour through the Argos RO list for some bargains........
  • much money he had saved by doing all his 2006 Christmas shopping in this year's January sales. !Suddenly there was a knock at the door...
    [oh poo, somebody else posted in the mean time so this doesnt make much sense now!]
  • and it was his friendly postman arriving with a sack full of freebies he'd snagged off the freebie board.........
  • he wasn't sure how he could use the whiz female urine collector, but thought he'd take it along to....
  • his mate Robert Shilling to see if he had any use for it. Otherwise he'd sell it on ebay...
  • where people buy anything and everything, but what price to start it at? maybe he should ask advice.......
  • from the marketing guru, who suggested cunningly calling it a 'multi-application shoe horn', and speaking of which ....
  • where had he put those horn rimmed nipple clamps that he'd bought for Robert's birthday?? Maybe he'd pop out in a bit to...
  • horn rimmed nipple clamp shop and buy some more, for everybodys birthday you can never have enough.........
  • especially with Rush around! He went to the wardrobe and found the brand new trousers he'd got for Ј2.50 from...
  • the TK Maxx sale , while!out he decided to check with the banks for any 0 % balance transfer .....
  • offers as martin had just texted him his reminder, which also reminded him that........
  • he had to change his electricity supplier today in order to get the Ј20 cash back. He logged onto MSE Chat and found a PM from...
  • trafalgar who had been stalking him thats why on the new chat he would have to make himself invisible........
  • so he'd start by changing his name to Baldrick, after all he had a cunning plan on how to save more money on his...
  • phone bill, there must be a cheaper way to phone his long haired lover from liverpool...........
  • although two empty bean cans and a long bit of string werent really the answer. Before he logged off he popped into the Arms...
  • to talk rubbish intelluctual things with the bright sparks in there, but his computer said no............
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